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| Aisleyne's regular advice column is on p97 of this fortnight's More Magazine. This fortnight she answers questions on fancying your boyfriend's mate, dates who never pay, and partners with deficiencies in the trouser department.
The "Celeb drama of the fortnight" involves Elen Rives and Frank Lampard.
Don't forget to email your love/sex worries to aisleyne@moremagazine.co.uk and they may get answered in next fortnight's issue. |
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| Also, BB8's Laura has followed in the footsteps of Aisleyne and had a makeover in the mag. However, the focus of Laura's makeover is to tame her wayward wangers. |
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| Aisleyne also appears on p24. There's a list of 10 things you never knew about BB8's Brian.
She features in number 5, where it is revealed that his ideal woman would be a cross between Aisleyne and Holly Valance. There's a picture of Aisleyne from the "I Want Candy" premiere to accompany it. |
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| Great stuff. More positive coverage for Ash! |
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| Good taste, has our Brian, eh? I see that Holly V is the first name on the Brianometer T shirt. The score was missing on the pic I saw, but surely she must be a 10/10 like Aisleyne.
However, I've been puzzling a bit over this putative hybrid ("Holleyne" ? )
Exactly what respective strengths would you wish to incorporate from AHW and HV, and what "deficiencies" would you look to eliminate?
Physically, I have to say that I can't think of any feature that would need to be genetically engineered from either Ash or Holly (how very arboricultural! ) to improve the other. And who would want to mess with the Aisleyne persona - whatever her faults and failings? I can't imagine that Holly has any traits I would want to add to Aisleyne, (unless maybe she has the knack of nominating without it being a major trauma ). I have no clue as to Holly's personality, but I'm sure she would benefit from acquiring some of Aisleyne's delightful charm and strength - though I suspect neither of them need any help with the diva factor! I suppose also that if "Holleyne" were to be an LWM client, DL would prefer Holly's Aussie accent to Aisleyne's London-girl tones! On the whole though, leave well enough alone, I say, on both the beauties!
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| ofni - 31/7/2007 10:44
However, I've been puzzling a bit over this putative hybrid ("Holleyne" ? )
I reckon Aisleyne Holly-Valance would be a good hybrid. However, would Ash be prepared to go ahead with the Horgan transplant? 
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| Thanks for the info.
Aisleynes great at giving advice, i love reading it  xxxx
Edited by becki 31/7/2007 13:12
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| maringo - 31/7/2007 12:52
ofni - 31/7/2007 10:44
However, I've been puzzling a bit over this putative hybrid ("Holleyne" ? )
I reckon Aisleyne Holly-Valance would be a good hybrid. However, would Ash be prepared to go ahead with the Horgan transplant?
Oooooh matron! And ....
Q.what do you get if you cross a naughty girl with a rude girl?
A. A nude girl? |
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