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| Odm - 6/3/2007 22:46
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Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
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| Odm - 6/3/2007 23:08
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What's up Cod? |
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| A friend and I were sitting around fishing when a stranger walk up to us and said two days ago I caught a twenty pound yellow cat, So I ask him where did you catch it at, His reply was, I CAUGHT HIM SH-TING IN MY BACK YARD.
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| Odm - 19/2/2007 18:53
Awwwwww!!!!! xxxx |
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| I still don't understand this thread. :( |
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| bengos - 6/3/2007 23:52
I still don't understand this thread. :(
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| bengos - 6/3/2007 23:52
I still don't understand this thread. :(  Bengos, it is a little light amusement...there is nothing really to understand......there is nothing fishy about it I promise...   |
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| maringo - 6/3/2007 23:58
bengos - 6/3/2007 23:52
I still don't understand this thread. :(
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whale , that is very informative Maringo... |
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| But what's the porpoise of it, ODM?
I'd love to join in but I don't know how. :( |
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| bengos - 6/3/2007 23:52
I still don't understand this thread. :(
That's because you've got no Sole
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| bengos - 7/3/2007 00:47
But what's the porpoise of it, ODM?
I'd love to join in but I don't know how. :(
Hi Bengos. I trout there is any real porpoise to it. Whale, there is, its an effishent way to waste a bit of time if you like. Have a bit of fun on the 'net' too if you reel its what you want to do.... |
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| Odm - 7/3/2007 15:37
Hi Bengos. I trout there is any real porpoise to it. Whale, there is, its an effishent way to waste a bit of time if you like. Have a bit of fun on the 'net' too if you reel its what you want to do....
I can see I made a Rod for my own back by complaining, I should just toe the Line in future. This used to be such a fun Plaice, and now, as I Sea it, it's just people Piscine about. It's hit Rock bottom. |
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| My fishy sermon to you all:
"It's true I've found COD. I've found a PLAICE I can talk to him now. I HADDOCK a clue beforehand, but now I've got on my PIKE and taken the route to my inner SOLE. I now hope to MACKEREL my first million by SALMON taking me on and publishing my book, 'From the TROUT of a Preacher Man'. I'm so GUPPY now to be hitting GOLDFISH and sitting atop my PERCH looking down on all the TADPOLES below, the weak, the blind, the hard of HERRING, the humble PRAWNS in life's unforgiving game of chess. I would LOBSTER in a curveball though - I do still fear catching a CRAB, coming unstuck and generally FLOUNDER-ing. I do still fear failure but I do know I will STICKLEBACK to it and I will never CLAM up."
From The Book of FISHciples, Chapter II, Para I.
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| I Ray Secrethousemate, you and I do sing to the same Tuna thats for shore..
I cod carp on....but dont want to be barbed about it..
eel just loach off for now then...and say its been jelly nice reading your post...SHM... |
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| "the hard of herring" - LOL - genius! |
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| I dont understand this thread  lol xxxx |
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| becki - 8/3/2007 23:47
I dont understand this thread lol xxxx
Nor do I - just post something to do with fish and people tend to like it. |
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| Heres an old song....'underneath the larches'....
and another...'Salmonchanted..evening '
How about ...God Save Our Bream.... |
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| bengos - 8/3/2007 23:54
becki - 8/3/2007 23:47
I dont understand this thread lol xxxx
Nor do I - just post something to do with fish and people tend to like it.
Lmao!!! Yeah!!
Please help someone?! lol xxxx |
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