Ash should consider herself lucky. I can be completely sober and take a worse photograph than that.

Personally, I think Ash is well aware why the photographers like taking pictures of her. I have no idea why Joe Mott thinks Ash is chasing after a footballer. I would imagine that footballers will be avoiding Ash like the plague from now on. After she met the West Ham players, they've only one one out of their last ten or so games! OK, so the weekend after they met Ash they beat Man U. So maybe that means they have been pining for more Ash ever since. Perhaps someone should have a word in Curbishley's ear. Forget all these psychologists. Get Ash on the staff.