Posted 23/1/2007 16:39 (#787) Subject: Daily Sport front cover (Jan 23rd)
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I just popped into the newsagent and thought I saw someone familar. Aisleyne is on the front cover of today's Daily Sport. It's those topless sunbathing photos from Malta again.
The accompanying article on pages 6-7 features a deep discussion on which BB contestant has the best "charlies". Michelle Bass also features in the article.
Posted 23/1/2007 20:29 (#798 - in reply to #789) Subject: Re: Daily Sport front cover (Jan 23rd)
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ofni - 23/1/2007 17:58
I await with interest the views of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown on this latest Big Brother controversy.
Tony Blair has issued a statement on this matter. He views the sightings of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (and more recently Rebecca Loos) sunbathing topless on the beaches of Malta as a racist slur of Jade Goody proportions. If these celebs don't start posing on the beaches of Britain, he will invade the island as he suspects the Malta Tourist Board has links with Al-Qaeda.
As the photos in today's paper demonstrate, they have already had access to two weapons of mass distraction.
Posted 23/1/2007 21:19 (#802 - in reply to #787) Subject: Re: Daily Sport front cover (Jan 23rd)
And they can be deployed in rather less than 40 minutes.
I do dispute, however, that Aisleyne's configuration (or that of la Loos for that matter) bears any resemblance whatsoever to Jade Goody's "proportions".
Posted 24/1/2007 17:02 (#860 - in reply to #802) Subject: Re: Daily Sport front cover (Jan 23rd)
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ofni - 23/1/2007 21:19
And they can be deployed in rather less than 40 minutes.
I do dispute, however, that Aisleyne's configuration (or that of la Loos for that matter) bears any resemblance whatsoever to Jade Goody's "proportions".
I didn't make any comparisons between Aisleyne's and Jade's proportions. Neither did the paper. They really should have featured more BB "charlies" so everybody could have a mass debate on the issue.
Posted 24/1/2007 17:45 (#870 - in reply to #861) Subject: Re: Daily Sport front cover (Jan 23rd)
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ofni - 24/1/2007 17:15
I think a Royal Commission is the only way to resolve this matter.
The Best Big Brother/Celebrity Big Brother Boobs/Charlies Commission (BBBCBBBCC)
I volunteer to serve on the Background Research Assessment Secretariat (BRAS) for just the usual consultancy rates.
They'd better act quick. As I've heard some people in India are so disgusted at this article that they've started burning effigies of Michelle Bass's "charlies".